Friday… Naked Lunch

“Try this. I think it’s a little bland, but we can work with it.”
“Mmm. Yes, it would be nice to spice it up a bit.”
“You want it spicier? Really?”
“Yes, you know I like it spicy!”
“Didn’t you tell me last week that things were too spicy lately, and you needed to have it more ‘comforting’, I [...]

So, does that make me a cunning linguist?

I’m not saying who.
Or where.
Or even when.
But I’ve got just enough egomania to be perversely proud of a comment that someone made in erstwhile disparagement:
“Tom you’re an verbal exhibitionist… not a blogger.”
I should also note that this person seems to be unclear on the concept of sex blogging:
“I wasted some time following links on tom’s [...]

I’ve been Sugasmed!

Sugasm #63
The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #63? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
That sound [...]

Friday Fantasy (The birthday gift)

“Are you sure you want your present tonight?”
“Of course I do,” I answered impatiently, “I’ve been waiting two months for this.”
“I thought so,” she nodded, “And I did promise you a nice fucking for your birthday, didn’t I? Would you mind if I tied you up first?”
“Would I? You mean you have to ask?“
The [...]

$675.60

Another one of those stupid blogging memes making the rounds. This one purports to put some kind of price on your “crimes,” but the fines are so wildly unbalanced that it is more of a reflection of the person that wrote the quiz than the people taking it.
Here’s a list of the fines:

The Edge of Famous

I mostly use the WordPress account because, well, I like it better than my mirror on Blogger. Cooler features, easier to manage, pretty colors. I wish I could modify the template more, but one thing at a time.
Anyway, last week I was home sick with a wicked flu, so I didn’t bother looking at the [...]

Toy Shopping in Oz?

My new friend Kimba, now having gotten over her embarrassment at being linked to a “fetish” site, has decided to do some shopping for adult toys. As she put it:
Since visiting here Tom I am now looking to buy my first vibrator.. but SHIT.. I can’t even buy condoms.. I seriously can’t.. don’t suppose you [...]

The Blind Date

My new friend Kimba has gotten over her shock about being linked to a “fetish” blog, and has resumed posting her interesting stories of dating life. In response to a challenge from her, I’m going to post one of my own. Um, sorry, Kimba, but it’s a vanilla dating story. No fetish here. Hope you [...]

Friday Fantasy (Waiting to dry)

“I finished the last coat,” I told her, carefully screwing the top on so as not to spill any of the bright red polish on the floor.
She looked up from her magazine and wriggled her toes. The foam cushions kept her from messing up the end of almost an hour’s worth of work on her [...]