Tom’s Porn & Poetry Corner

Sometimes I simply crack myself up.

A brash dominatrix named Jones
Would reduce all her boyfriends to moans
By her erotical knowledge
(not acquired in college)
Of painful erogenous zones.
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Our inventive young sadist, Miss Jones
Was cursing and swearing in loud tones.
She’d bought X-ray glasses
To look at men’s asses,
But [...]

Not the Usual Anniversary Present – 2

Week 3
So far, I think I can live with this.
The next time was about a week later. It was her day off, so I arranged to go in late. Instead of handing me the key, she had me warm her up by licking and rubbing her until she had come a few times. Naturally [...]

99 Questions

99 questions…
Stolen from Inspired by everybody else that seems to be posting it in the last couple of weeks. 99 is a hell of a lot of questions.
1. How old will you be in five years? 53 (almost 54)
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Mrs. Edge.
3. [...]

Not the Usual Anniversary Present – 1

Week 1
They tell you to be careful in what you wish for.
As usual, I awoke with an erection. Or, more correctly, my attempt at an erection woke me; the feeling of my cock trying to grow, to stretch and swell was hampered by its confinement in a steel cage which was firmly anchored to [...]

Well? How Did I Get Here?

I’ve hit a blogging milestone of sorts.
Over the last week I’ve watched as first my original Blogger version of “The Edge of Vanilla” rolled past the 25,000 hits mark. I started that blog back in August, when I decided that I wanted to branch out from my Live Journal. Although I no longer use Blogger [...]

Lair of the Pathetic Worm

If any of my 42 readers have not dropped by the Bitchy Jones’ Diary blog, stop your one-handed typing and click over to there right now. I mean it – I know you’re here to wank to my hot chastity porn, but this is important. I want you – especially you married men who [...]

A new convert?

I don’t really know what the turning point for me was when exploring the idea of orgasm denial, nor does Mrs. Edge know when it began to come together for her (bad pun, sorry). She does remember that back when we dated I would sometimes bring her to orgasm, and refrain from my own climax, [...]

Punctuating the Equilibriums

Okay, maybe I can make this “getting older” thing work for me.
Over the last couple of weeks, I’ve had several people make complimentary remarks to me along the lines of “Hey, you’re surprisingly cool,” invariably adding the caveat “for someone who’s almost 50!”
Excuse me, I accidentally scratched your car with my walker.
*ahem*
But that’s okay… [...]

So, Sue(gasm) Me!

Well, I didn’t make the top picks, but I’ll take honorable mention for Not the Usual Birthday Present.
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Sugasm #77
The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #78? Submit a link to your best post of the week [...]