Women don’t make passes…

… at men who wear glasses.
For cryin’ out loud in a bucket – could I possibly be acting more vain?
The advancing years, long hours working with small machined parts, long hours of staring at computer screens, and general decrepitude, and apparently everything else except masturbation have conspired against my eyesight, which, until recently, used [...]

Magnificent Seven

No, I’m not going to discuss an old movie (which was based on an older foreign flick). I’m responding to la fille mariee’s meme, in which one posts seven random facts about one’s self. The problem with this is that since I’m typing, the aren’t going to be completely random things. However, I’ll try to [...]

Damn Wankees

Okay, this little comment in a recent article from Joe Flirt caught my eye:
When you are used to relieving your… internal pressure… a couple of times a day as I am, it becomes a real problem when you are in a one room “suite.”
Now, I’ve been a long-time subscriber to various chastity and orgasm denial [...]

Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

No, not me. I’m certainly not that popular. Even femdom celebrity Bitchy Jones doesn’t get shut down for overtaxing the system… although for the life of me I can’t figure out why Bitchy’s excellent rants can’t match the sheer volume of hits that WordPress logs for some stupid re-captioned pictures about cats.
No, this [...]

I need more bitches

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* cock (35x)
* orgasm (20x)
* sex (17x)
* porn (7x)
* fuck (4x)
* dildo (3x)
* sexy (2x)
* bitch (1x)
(Thanks to Jan Marshall)

CB-6000: The new male chastity device

The chastity and orgasm denial subculture is all a-twitter about the soon-to-be announced CB-6000 chastity device, the latest device from the Millers.
I don’t have any more news than anybody else, of course, but I figured that if I threw those words in the blog post title my stats would go up like a teenager on [...]

Little Head Thinking

Okay, look – I’m a guy, so in theory I should understand why this happens. But I really don’t have a good explanation. It’s just that some of us do things that, well, seem perfectly logical at first, only to discover later that it was obviously stupid; after which women look at us and say [...]

More Spring Cleaning

Yeah, it’s still the Edge of Vanilla. I was getting tired of looking at that template and wanted something different to look at.

 

 
 
Oh these? They are a birthday present from one of my readers who thought that I needed a few more women to not have sex with.

Not the Usual Anniversary Present – 3

Part 1, Part 2
Week 5
I almost forget that I am wearing it – sometimes.
I swear that she started going out of her way to touch me, tease me in a vary casual ways; although she didn’t ask me to “take care of her” as often. The first week we had sex almost every day. The [...]

Porn & Poetry Friday

These damn limericks need slickness,
And require too much mental quickness . . .
~~~
An extended Las Vegas play date
Was Ms. Claudia’s husband’s new fate.
The piercing, it seems,
didn’t cause his big screams;
’twas the fifteen pound testicle weight.
Kimba, our girl from down under,
Has recently started to wonder
If her big purple toy
(the one shaped like [...]