Mmmmmm

*sighs*
Mmmmm… vacation sex.
’nuff said.

Vermont Town Has Had Enough With Going Buff

It seems that in the state of Vermont, wrinkles and grey hair don’t just make you unattractive, they actually make you frightening.
From this news story:

Vermont Town Has Had Enough With Going Buff
Monday , July 16, 2007

 
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. —
Topless women on parade? That was fine. Teenagers loitering in the [...]

Randomeme

Maymay tagged me for this meme, which, even though I just did this a few weeks ago, I’ll do again. ‘cos, I’m, like, an attention whore and all.
7 Random things about Tom.
1) I memorized my driver’s license number when I got it at 16, and still retain it.
2) I’m rather disorganized, and I [...]

Sex News You Can Use

Bitchy, did you have anything to do with this? I’m only asking, ‘cos, you know, it wouldn’t surprise me.
Man needs fire department to cut lock off of penis.
A Kent man had to be freed by firemen after getting his penis stuck in a padlock.
The man, in his 50s, turned up at his local fire station [...]

CB6000 Male Chastity Device – More

Oh, you crazy kids!
The various search engines have been directing people to my little corner of the blogosphere (and since when does a sphere have a corner?) on various queries having to do with “chastity,” and in the last few weeks those search numbers have doubled. It seems that people (presumably mostly men) are looking [...]

Not the Usual Anniversary Present – 4

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Week 7:
There soon developed a routine.
Over the next few weeks, life was pretty uneventful – for me, anyway. About two or three times a week my wife would get a nice massage or foot rub or back rub at bedtime, and would roll over to sleep, leaving me frustrated [...]

Sexy Beast

The Goddess of Fauxdomination, apparently taken with my smoldering good looks and deep, soulful gaze, announced her arousal with a post entitled “Tomwearstheglasses = Sexy Beast.“
Not that anyone could blame her, of course.
So, imagine my surprise when Google search on “Sexy Beast” did not turn up my own picture (as one would have expected), [...]

Okay, so it’s not just me…

I like to think of myself as having worked through a lot of those little vices and insecurities and affectations that plague us, especially when we’re younger. That’s why I’ve been rather surprised at myself, that is, at my reaction to my wearing these glasses. And I have to admit, I’m glad to see that [...]