A Parable…

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “My dear child, why are you crying?”
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in [...]

Found in translation

Submitted without comment – mainly because anything that I add would be superfluous.
From the web toon xkcd.

Sex me

I was snagged tagged by Kimba.
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme: 1. You must include this link to Sex Talk: Sex Advice for Men 2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, [...]

Chastity Device Mods – 1

Yeah, there are computer geeks who trick out their cases and tweak system settings, and there are gearheads who trick out their cars or motorcycles, and there are even people who mod their lawn tractors. Modding has been done ever since the first caveman put some designs on his spear.
I’ve been promising to put these [...]

A week in a CB-6000: My review

So, a little over a week ago, the technical support staff here at Edge of Vanilla Laboratories locked $200 worth of polycarbonate plastic around my genitals in order to test this new device under real-world conditions. By “real world” we mean that cruel, leather and vinyl clad dominatrixes in thigh boots did not tease and [...]

Guess what I’m wearing?

Go ahead, guess.

Oh hell, this should have been a no-brainer for 90% of the regular visitors here. Yes, I’m wearing a new CB-6000. I’ve been wearing it off and on – mainly on – since Friday morning. I’ve needed to make quite a few adjustments in order to find a balance between comfort and security.
The [...]

Stereotypical Joke

Jokes are a great way to study culture because they often portray those things that people may think without being willing to admit publicly. I subscribe to a joke-a-day list, and like most of you, I get dozens of stale jokes forwarded to me from well-meaning friends who have yet to learn how to cut [...]

Large Hardon Collider

From the appropriately named website http://largehardoncollider.com/
 

Currently under construction, the LHC is scheduled to begin operation in May 2008.
The LHC is expected to become the world’s largest and highest energy penile accelerator ever assembled. Expected to penetrate new areas, the LHC will produce high speed, head-on collisions between beams of yonic and phallic particles.
When switched on, [...]