Weirded out

Okay, so here’s the deal: I have a new friend, a cute 27 year old woman who has been emailing me and being generally pleasant and chatty. She’s a professional in the local entertainment media, and we chat - via email - about just how things are in life. She has wondered about how to [...]

53 Days

“So, how many days has it been, now?”
I brushed away a fine hair that had been tickling my nose and thought for a moment. “Fifty three days so far,” I answered. She had one leg over my shoulder, and I planted several small kisses along her warm thigh, my other hand idly caressing her belly [...]

Mom, what’s for lunch?

Joan Rivers used to joke that she was upstaged at a show by a woman who was breastfeeding a child down in the front.
“Oh yeah?,” she would say to the crowd, “the kid was fourteen. Who would you watch: her and him, or me?”
And as much as we - that is, the readers of this [...]

What is your sexual nationality?

Okay, this is too funny not to share.
Are you British in bed?
Yes, it’s a commercial for K-Y Products, but the Flash test leading up to it will keep you entertained for a while.
What nationality is Tom Allen?
Brazilian
Your bedroom powers are legendary!
Your lovemaking technique is an extension of the Samba; sensual, athletic, rhythmic, full of meaning, [...]

Biblio Meme

What Are You Reading?

The Rules:
Pick up the nearest book.
Open to page 123.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the next three sentences.
Tag a few people.

I got snagged tagged by Blacksilk, who shows off her alluring intellectual side with an interesting choice of reading material. Smart women make me very warm and tingly inside.
Anyway, I happen to have these [...]