HNT: Daylight Savings

It was dark when I got up, but I worked out for an hour in my basement gym, doing pullups, crunches, and pumping iron.
Made some coffee, and when I looked out, the sun was shining in through the bedroom window. Mrs. Edge is in the shower. Surely, she wouldn’t mind me lying back down for [...]

Safe, Sane, Consensual: FAIL

Connecticut isn’t the stodgy, conservative enclave that some people think.
From Fox News:

Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Associated Press
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
FAIRFIELD, Conn. — A Connecticut woman attempting to reconcile with her husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms, [...]

Birdlocked: Oh, yes I did.

I’ve often wondered what the heck was wrong with those guys who owned several different chastity devices. I mean, get one, modify it and just wear the damn thing, what’s so difficult, right?
Well, I took stock, and realized that I owned a Stallion Guard, a steel cage device that I built, two CB3000s, a [...]

HNT: Baby got back

“Ooh, honey – you’re all sweaty. Are you all done working out?”
“Yeah, I did an hour. I’m so exhausted I can barely walk up the stairs.”
“Oh, but I wanted to take a picture of you doing those pull ups.”
(groan)
“Oh, come on – I’ve got the camera and everything.”
“Okay, okay. I think I can squeeze out [...]

Fucking Machines: You’re doing it wrong

Here’s a rather lurid news report from Baynet.com, on an unfortunate incident in Lexington Park, Maryland:

UPDATE: Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park
LEXINGTON PARK – 3/11/2009
UPDATE March 11, 1:30 p.m.
On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for [...]