Keywords: Marina Sirtis, Orgasm Denial, Thigh Boots

Okay, I don’t get it. I mean, I’ve been saying for years that I don’t want The Edge of Vanilla to be known simply as Tom Allen’s Chastity Blog, although you’d never know it from the search hits that I get. According to my stats log, the keywords Chastity or Orgasm Denial are the most [...]

La cage au coq: The Birdlock Review

It was Friday night. The weather was warm, so I’d left work an hour early and gone for good bike sprint. I changed, made dinner, stopped to see the guys, and had just gotten home. Mrs. Edge was away for the week, and I was talking to her on the phone, telling her about my [...]

Q: Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up? A: It might lead to dancing.

Oddly, Keven Bacon has nothing to do with this.
From the Dayton Daily News:
Ohio Christian school tells student to skip prom
The Associated Press
Updated 12:11 PM
Friday, May 8, 2009
FINDLAY, Ohio — A student at a fundamentalist Baptist school that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend [...]

News item: Man begs doctors to undo penis enlargement surgery

I’m sure that there is a lesson in all this. I just can’t quite figure out how to put this into words.
From the English version of Mosnews.com:

Man begs doctors to undo penis enlargement surgery
4 May, 02:23 PM
Just one month after undergoing a penis enlargement surgery, a patient of a Moscow plastic surgery clinic has asked [...]