Kink on Tap – Rebooted

What are you doing here? Why aren’t you listening to me lose my audio connection on the latest Kink On Tap podcast?

Rule 34

Okay, I can’t help it. I just ordered the new xkcd book. What, you never hear of xkcd? What, you never heard of Rule 34? And you say you’ve been on teh intertubez more than a year? Gosh.

The Real Reason Women Have Sex

This article from the always entertaining Fox News Network has been making the rounds in the regular media: “Why Women Have Sex.” Given the stereotype that women are never in the mood, it’s not surprising that this book title is grabbing people’s attention. Written by researchers Cindy Meston and David Buss, the work flushes out [...]

Plastics

Okay, the other day I brought to your attention a sex doll for women. A creepy-looking sex doll, but a doll nonetheless. I’ll be expecting commission checks real soon now. Anyway, while we’re on the subject of siliconed dolls, let me also submit a related item; this isn’t about a lifelike doll, though. This is [...]

All porn is gay porn

I learned something new today. Apparently, all porn has the potential to turn you gay, because it makes your sex drive turn inwards. Yeah, I know some of you don’t believe me, but a real life politician said this, so it must be true. Politicians couldn’t tell you something if it weren’t true, could they? [...]

Bad Tom – No donut!

Some rather aggressive Spam settings in both WordPress and my Gmail account have kept me from noticing non-spam comments that have been written over the last three or four months. I just happened to notice one before I deleted them, and went through the list. I apologize to anyone who took the time to write [...]

Bad Blogger — No donut!

I get a lot of reciprocal traffic with Emma and Scott of Mrs. Kelly’s Playhouse. Well, I used to, until Blogger shut them down. Scott dropped me a note to pass on the news that they have reopened under a new URL: Mrs. Kelly’s Playhouse (http://www.mrsemmakelly.com) Now, while I fully support the right of any [...]

Artificial Beef

I know that it’s a fantasy of many chastity enthusiasts to have their keyholder lock them away and to use them as a human dildo. Some take this a little further and enjoy thinking that they will be “replaced” by a strap-on piece of silicone, or perhaps a Magic Wand. Now we can add another [...]

HNT: In a lather

I like to work out in the morning, mainly because after I get out of work, I’m too tired to do anything else. The nice thing about being of the hirsute persuasion is that I lather up easily. Want to join in the HNT fun? Check out the guidelines at Osbasso’s place!

Sexxay UK

I don’t know how I ended up on a mailing list for a UK adult toy distributor. Hell, I barely remember how I end up pretty much anywhere on teh intertubes. But they did send me an interesting note this morning: Hello Tom, I thought you might be interested in hearing about the LoveHoney Sex [...]