Alternative Barbie

Sometimes I don’t feel like a heavy discussion about size acceptance, power exchange, relationship dynamics, political/religious stupidity, or even about chastity devices. Sometimes things just strike me as funny, and I feel like mentioning it because I know that quite a few of my readers have a warped sense of humor.

From the website Altered Barbie:

FunInTheDungeon

DungeonBarbie2

BarbiewithaWhip

DungeonBarbie3

10 Responses

  1. Hmmm, that one on the left in the last picture looks a little like the Black Canary Barbie that stirred up controversy a year or so back…

  2. Ah yes, there is a bit of resemblance to Black Canary.

  3. A warped sense of humor… *raises hand*
    My one thought is that purple strap on is a bit large in proportion to their size…

  4. Standing up and being counted for the Warped Brigade!
    I just kind of like the shit-eating grin on Ken’s face in the lower pic.

  5. I remember my mom asking me why my Barbies/Kens were left naked so often.

    Yeah…I never told her it was because they were having sex. It would have completely freaked her out. I was at least 10 years old by that point though…maybe she was trying to “have the talk” with me.

  6. Hottest Barbie ever!

  7. Whatever next? I thought sex-ed was bad enough with glove puppets!

    Nice find, Tom.

    ptathuk

  8. It’s the first time I see a Barbie with nipples.

  9. She looks so much better wth nipples!

    Thanks Tom, I had forgotten to notice just how weird *normal* symbolic genital mutilation actually is ;)

  10. Me? Warped? I will have you know, sir, that at the most, I am bent. Warped, never!

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