When life imitates art: CL version

You can check it out for as long at the Craig’s List link is up:

HELP! we lost the key to our slave’s chastity device! need to unlock!!

this is 100% serious so please only respond if you can really help

we ordered our main slave to lock up our second slave’s cock, and he stupidly used a lock that we don’t have a key for. (see pic below.)

we need someone with a hack saw or bolt cutter to remove the lock for us

if you have one of either, please respond along with a picture of it

The picture is simply a CB6000 attached to the user with a generic Masterlock.

I really worry about the state of technological education in our culture, in which we can program our multi-purpose cell phones, but can’t figure out how to remove a simple luggage lock from a piece of soft plastic. This reminds me of that movie Signs, in which an alien civilization is advanced enough to develop space travel, but can’t figure out how to open a farmhouse door.

Does anybody else think that the slave should just remain locked until somebody takes their smart pills?