For any of you guys who don’t have a clue as to what to buy your woman for Christmas, how about a gift certificate?
From the New Zealand Herald:
Pammy’s offers $240 an hour
At $240 an hour, the job offers one of the best pay rates in Auckland – and any bloke could do it lying on his back.
Former MP Pam Corkery and her business partner Rebekah Hay began advertising this weekend for male prostitutes to work in Pammy’s, her “world-first” private women’s club opening early in the new year.
As someone living in a conservative US state, I’m more amazed that it’s a former MP that’s doing this. Normally, any of our politicians involved with anything sexual are hounded out of office and have to take jobs as lobbyists.
Corkery said that since she announced her plans, 700 men had expressed interest on Facebook.
Only 700?
Once the hopefuls have been shortlisted, a “panel of celebrity women” would choose the successful applicants – although Corkery did not say how they would be chosen.
I imagine it will be a combination of ice skating style, flower arranging skill, and the ability to replace the toilet seat.
“Women are incredibly discerning,” she said. “They want beautiful decor, they want their men trained in everything … This is a place for women who have never been treated the way they should be.”
Are the guys really that bad in NZ?
But perhaps they’d allow an intern?
Corkery has engaged sex therapist Wellington Michelle Mars to train the “boys”.”Most men don’t upskill. They tend to stick to the same old techniques …there are exercises for boys with performance issues,” Corkery said.
I mean, I’d intern for a while in order to upskill. I might even off to do so for just room and board.
“And we have convinced our chief financial backers that women do have sex drives.”
Right now, I suspect that some men are thinking “Maybe they can convince my wife next.”
