So, these two computer geeks are sitting around talking, and one of them says, “Mike, I never told you about the Christmas party a few weeks ago. It was open bar, and I was getting totally hammered with that new girl from Accounting.”
His friend nods. “Really, John? And then what happened?”
“Well,” John continued, “she’s all wasted, and wants me to take her home. “
“Really?” said Mike. “No freaking way!”
“Yes, way,” replied John. “So, we get back to my place, right? And then she’s all over me, kissing me, and grabbing me, and stuff.”
“Bro, I’m totally jealous, now,” said Mike. “So then what happened?”
“Dude, she was unstoppable. So she asks me to help taker her clothes off, right? So I unzip her skirt, and then take off her shirt, and she starts undoing my pants while I’m kicking off my shoes, right?”
“I can’t believe it,” said Mike. “So, how far did you get?”
“Well,” sad John, “After I get my pants off, she jumps up and wraps her legs around my waist, so I carry her over to my desk, push the papers off, and set her down on the edge, right next to my new laptop.”
“Whoa, dude!” exclaims Mike, “You didn’t tell me that you got a new laptop! Dual core?”
