Sexy South Florida

Oh, you crazy folks in South Florida! From the Broward County / Palm Beach New Times: Sex in South Florida: Our Survey Finds That We Sure Like Our Kinks The survey is clear about one thing: People around [Palm Beach]  like sex. They like a lot of it, and they like it with numerous partners. [...]

Baby, it’s rapey outside

It’s mid-December, and approaching winter here in New England, which means that the local radio stations are into playing a month-long orgy of  “holiday music,” which means Christmas carols, Christmas-themed tunes, and a handful of “seasonal” (i.e., winter themed) songs. Personally, I get tired of them after about, oh, 20 minutes, but I manage to [...]

Because you can’t look under the mattress anymore

… to find your partner’s porn, that is. Well, not that anybody has kept porn under the mattress in the last decade, anyhow. Computer-savvy partners now keep it in sub-sub-sub folders like “D:\windows\system_64\applications\manager\binaries\antivirus\infected\deleted\asian-t-girl-boobies\” or similarly buried directories. Which is why snoopy wives and girlfriends now have to resort to spyware to find their partner’s fap [...]