Because you can’t look under the mattress anymore

… to find your partner’s porn, that is. Well, not that anybody has kept porn under the mattress in the last decade, anyhow. Computer-savvy partners now keep it in sub-sub-sub folders like “D:\windows\system_64\applications\manager\binaries\antivirus\infected\deleted\asian-t-girl-boobies\” or similarly buried directories. Which is why snoopy wives and girlfriends now have to resort to spyware to find their partner’s fap [...]