Search me?

I know that it’s only been a month since I’ve talked about my site stats, but January finished off with some more interesting search terms that have left me scratching my head. I’m trying to figure out how people got here on the following searches. And when I stop thinking about that, I then wonder what they did here, and where they went next.

testicle ligature femmdom

I don’t even.

captions wives that love to tease deny use male chastity along with viagra

Okay, to be fair, I get a lot of hits for “chastity captions,” even though I only have posted a few.  But viagra in chastity sounds like a waste of a blue pill.

sears catalog lingerie nipples

Ah, this is from the news article a few months ago in which someone claimed to have spotted a nipple on a woman who was modeling lingerie. For the Sears online catalog. Yes, they complained, so Sears had the nipple already under lace – airbrushed. Can’t have the kiddies corrupted by that kind of thing, you know.

female orgasm denial tumblr edged 600 times

600 times? Really? I call bullshit on this, because a) the victim would be insane, and b) who the hell has that kind of time, anyway? Mrs. Edge and I are lucky to get an hour to ourselves, for crying out loud.

mature verbal pegging

I think I have a good command of the English language, but I’m having a hard time putting those words together in a way that makes sense.

normal size women porno

This is important because it’s so difficult to find on the internet now.

serious examples of sucessfull male chastity

This poor guy has been reading too much wank fiction, and decided to look for something a bit more dull. Because, seriously, long-term chastity can be rather uneventful.

how to force myself to like vanilla sex

I pity this person’s significant other. I mean, I understand that kink gets into your blood, but if you have to “force” yourself to enjoy something, then there are problems happening.

how to start a orgasm denial site with your own content

Pssst. Yeah, you. C’mere. Want to know the secret? First… get some content.


Anyway, nothing odd or unusual to see here. Just a smoking hot, curvy redhead. In lingerie. With tattoos.

You’re welcome.

Oh my, yes please!

~ by Tom Allen on February 1, 2013.

8 Responses to “Search me?”

  1. LOL! One of the best things about having a blog is perusing the key words people use to find the site. I get a lot of bizarre and scary ones, though, which can be pretty freaky, to the point that I’ve refrained from making a post like this because I don’t want to further tempt the Google gods.

  2. “verbal pegging?”

    Anyhow, Tom, your new mission is to please delve much more deeply into the world of scantily-clad women and please find out for me where the hell they find this cool lingerie!
    Please and thank you.

    (I, in the meantime, will be setting up a special savings account so that I can afford said cool lingerie when you suss it out…)

  3. What I wonder about with all those searches… On what page did they find a link to your blog???

  4. Serious examples of successful male chastity? He was on your blog and asking that?
    There is our blog, with our four or so readers. But seriously, on your blog?
    And I would like to find out how one does such search term queries as you did,

    • Well, if you weren’t using LiveJournal :koff koff: you could have your stats at your fingertips.

      Actually, if you’re going to keep using LJ, look into adding code for a StatCounter account. I use statcounter.com on some other blogs, and it’s a nice setup.

  5. I too enjoy viewing my stats for amusing search engine entry’s. I used to do blog posts out of them as well, just to entertain the readers. Some great stuff sometimes. :)

  6. “First… get some content.”

    Baaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! :D :D :D Amen, Brother Edge. Amen.

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