Only this morning I was telling somebody that I have news searches to keep me apprised of chastity-related items, and that I was surprised that we’ve managed to go so long since the last “Guy goes to ER to have chastity device removed” news report.
Apparently I missed the Spanish news, and the report that a German tourist needed to go to the ER to have, well:
[...] described as a type of “armour plating”, into which the man had placed his penis and testicles.
The firemen on hand needed two changes of battery and a second rotating blade for their buzz saw to free the man, local daily Diario de Mallorca reported on Friday.
There were “plenty of sparks” during the operation to remove the sex toy which measured 15cm in diameter.
The two-hour procedure was described as “very complex” because the man became “more swollen” with time.
He was also said to have complained a lot.
To finish the operation it was necessary to administer a total anaesthetic.
The article does not specifically state that it was a chastity device, and my very rusty Spanish wasn’t good enough to translate the colloquialisms of the Spanish versions of the story. But really, there probably aren’t many other things it could have been; Ibiza is a tourist spot, and you know that all sorts of kinky things are probably happening.
Head over to The Local to read the rest of story.