Watch out, punks…

. . . Here comes . . .

The Geezer!
“Get off my lawn, you damn kids!”
Yeah, how many gray-haired superheros do you see lately, huh? Not many. You know why? Because they retired and moved to Florida, that’s why. They’re living in a high-rise condo by the Gulf of Mexico (although a few of them [...]

We shall all get a spanking! And then, the oral sex!

Your result for The Monty Python Movie Trivia Test…
85%
Sir Lancelot

Sir Lancelot - obviously the Brad Pitt of the knights. He was the brave, good looking, smart knight. He wasn’t king, mind you. But he was the closest to it given the bunch. You know your stuff. I recommend watching Meaning of Life a little closer [...]

Hi, I’m Troy McClure…

You may remember him from such hits as Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, but how well do you remember Troy McClure’s other projects? Can you tell which of the following titles come from the filmography of Springfield’s favorite screen icon and which are the real-life dregs of IMDb?

In an apparent contest [...]

What’s your sexual style?

I stole this got the idea from Dev.
Actually, I love taking these tests, and I’ll take anything that tells me that I’m an awesome person.
Anyway, this is another one of those cool OKCupid tests. Go check it out.
What’s your sexual style?
Your Score: TYPE N
You scored: 91 imagination, 91 confidence, 45 dominance, [...]

What is your sexual nationality?

Okay, this is too funny not to share.
Are you British in bed?
Yes, it’s a commercial for K-Y Products, but the Flash test leading up to it will keep you entertained for a while.
What nationality is Tom Allen?
Brazilian
Your bedroom powers are legendary!
Your lovemaking technique is an extension of the Samba; sensual, athletic, rhythmic, full of meaning, [...]

A Parable…

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “My dear child, why are you crying?”
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in [...]

Found in translation

Submitted without comment - mainly because anything that I add would be superfluous.
From the web toon xkcd.

Sex me

I was snagged tagged by Kimba.
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme: 1. You must include this link to Sex Talk: Sex Advice for Men 2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, [...]

Stereotypical Joke

Jokes are a great way to study culture because they often portray those things that people may think without being willing to admit publicly. I subscribe to a joke-a-day list, and like most of you, I get dozens of stale jokes forwarded to me from well-meaning friends who have yet to learn how to cut [...]

Large Hardon Collider

From the appropriately named website http://largehardoncollider.com/
 

Currently under construction, the LHC is scheduled to begin operation in May 2008.
The LHC is expected to become the world’s largest and highest energy penile accelerator ever assembled. Expected to penetrate new areas, the LHC will produce high speed, head-on collisions between beams of yonic and phallic particles.
When switched on, [...]