A good read

Okay, here’s another one of those meme thingies that I got from that girl. What would we do without memes on weeks that we’re busy, I ask you.
“Someone” reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they’ve printed. It’s not the Big Read though — they don’t publish books, [...]

We shall all get a spanking! And then, the oral sex!

Your result for The Monty Python Movie Trivia Test…
85%
Sir Lancelot

Sir Lancelot - obviously the Brad Pitt of the knights. He was the brave, good looking, smart knight. He wasn’t king, mind you. But he was the closest to it given the bunch. You know your stuff. I recommend watching Meaning of Life a little closer [...]

Hi, I’m Troy McClure…

You may remember him from such hits as Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, but how well do you remember Troy McClure’s other projects? Can you tell which of the following titles come from the filmography of Springfield’s favorite screen icon and which are the real-life dregs of IMDb?

In an apparent contest [...]

What’s your sexual style?

I stole this got the idea from Dev.
Actually, I love taking these tests, and I’ll take anything that tells me that I’m an awesome person.
Anyway, this is another one of those cool OKCupid tests. Go check it out.
What’s your sexual style?
Your Score: TYPE N
You scored: 91 imagination, 91 confidence, 45 dominance, [...]

Biblio Meme

What Are You Reading?

The Rules:
Pick up the nearest book.
Open to page 123.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the next three sentences.
Tag a few people.

I got snagged tagged by Blacksilk, who shows off her alluring intellectual side with an interesting choice of reading material. Smart women make me very warm and tingly inside.
Anyway, I happen to have these [...]

Sex me

I was snagged tagged by Kimba.
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme: 1. You must include this link to Sex Talk: Sex Advice for Men 2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, [...]

Sex words

No, no, wait - that’s six words. Six.
One of the great things about being me is that I’m always stumbling over fantastic or quirky or exotic or intelligent bloggers. Lately, I’ve been keeping an eye on Elizavetta, who in an effort to shake me off, tagged me with a meme.
Damn. It’s been a while since [...]

I R A Stoodent

Blacksilk and Innocent Loverboy dogged a blogmeme from my LiveJournal.
I took Sage Vivant’s Erotic Personality Quiz and discovered I’m a Student!
What is your Erotic Personality? Find out now..
The Student doesn’t care a whit about sexual boundaries or conventions. New, unexplored, and even unusual sexual experiences motivate this erotic type. Learning is just as exciting [...]

HNT - Half Naked Toiling

This limerick is meant to elate
My fanatical piratical admirer Kate.
Who wanted to see
more pictures of me
(My chest hair and not my bald pate).
My admirer swears that it’s true
She prefers oral sex to a screw.
She lays on the bed,
grabs a hold of my head;
I’m having my Kate and I’m eating it, too!
~~~
The nice thing about working [...]

Ozymandias

Ozymandias
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert … Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that [...]