Supposedly I won the damn car as a consolation prize.
Then supposedly “budget constraints” meant that I had to share the damn car with Bob.
Now the blog is down, the email has been cancelled, the electric bill has been ignored, and there’s still no damn car. All I’ve got is this stupid picture:
Of course, I have to admit… I stared at this picture for five minutes before I noticed that there was a damn car in the background.