Tom’s Porn & Poetry Corner

Sometimes I simply crack myself up.

A brash dominatrix named Jones
Would reduce all her boyfriends to moans
By her erotical knowledge
(not acquired in college)
Of painful erogenous zones.
~~~
Our inventive young sadist, Miss Jones
Was cursing and swearing in loud tones.
She’d bought X-ray glasses
To look at men’s asses,
But all she could see was their bones.

What? Do I have to have a reason?

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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19 Responses to Tom’s Porn & Poetry Corner

  1. Tom Allen says:

    Some women are happy to have poetry tributes.
    * sheesh *

  2. brooke says:

    You just made apple juice come out of my nose! That was hilarious. I need to write one for my Master (grinning).

    Love the poem and the blog!

    brooke

  3. Tom Allen says:

    Why, thank you, Brooke! What a nice compliment! But then, could you possibly imagine what kind of sourpuss wouldn’t love a nice limerick about themselves?

    Nope, neither can I.

  4. Gillette says:

    Wow..I had no idea you were so amazingly talented. Cool.

  5. Fusion says:

    I ‘ve said this before…you’re too witty…but I don’nt think I told you…

    You’re too witty.

  6. la fille says:

    You are clearly not just a pretty face. And cock.

  7. Kate says:

    I sooo love the limericks…thanks for the laugh!

  8. kimba says:

    *speechless*
    you tend to render me speechless a lot, Tom..

  9. Tom Allen says:

    G – Would you mind explaining this “amazingly talented” bit to Mrs. Edge? I can never seem to get that point across to her.

    Fuse – Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

    LFM – Looks like somebody’s been reading my TMI pages 😉

    K – I think that this should be a regular feature, don’t you?

    Kimba – Is that a good or a bad thing?

  10. Arafinwe says:

    There once was an Edgerton gent
    Whose humour was seriously bent
    When paper met pen
    His readers would yen
    To repeatedly have their sides rent

    Arafin

  11. non-entity says:

    Great, you bright young witty man!

  12. non-entity says:

    I was referring to the first one — Tom; now I’d also like to refer in the SAME breath to the second one — Arafinwe!

    May the poetry here never, ever end.

  13. bitchyjones says:

    May the poetry here never, ever end

    When does it start?

  14. Tom Allen says:

    Ara – Nice one. Not naughty, but appreciated all the same.

    N-e – Thank you!

    Beej – Limericks aren’t really “poetry”, except in the very general sense that there are words that rhyme and a general scheme. But I suspect that you were not being technical, but sarcastic. So, I’m thinking that a companion blog “Bitchy Limericks” might be just the thing to turn your frown upside down.

    I mean, I’d be slaving out in that filed but it’s bloody raining again.

  15. bitchyjones says:

    It has been brought to my attention that your ‘porn and poetry corner’ contains neither porn nor poetry. (And I don’t really see how it’s a corner – but I’ll ignore that for now.)

    Might I suggest you rectify this situation with a multiline epic about orgasm denial.

    Look, I’ll start.

    Half a year, half a year, half a year, onwards

  16. Tom Allen says:

    Might I suggest you rectify this situation with a multiline epic about orgasm denial.

    I’ll get right on it. Looks like I’ll have time, since that slaving away in the hot sun isn’t going to happen this week. Damn New England weather.

  17. elp974tgb says:

    While tasting vanilla one day
    A Hypno Domme mused and did say
    “The flavor I like”
    “But this man’s got no spike”
    “Priapus, I suggest that you pray.”

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