I need more bitches

Submitted without comment:

Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* cock (35x)
* orgasm (20x)
* sex (17x)
* porn (7x)
* fuck (4x)
* dildo (3x)
* sexy (2x)
* bitch (1x)

(Thanks to Jan Marshall)

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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11 Responses to I need more bitches

  1. 2amsomewhere says:

    You know, NC-17 just doesn’t have that air of ominousness as X . Damn MPAA.

  2. Elizabeth says:

    You could give a woman a *heart attack* with that headline popping up in her google reader.

    Really.

    Either that or a neck sprain from a double take on whose blog that was…..

    🙂

    E

  3. Vague says:

    At least with thirty-five cocks, three dildos, and twenty orgasms the one bitch you do have ought to be very very happy.

  4. emma says:

    Yay! I got an NC-17 too! This will make my mum so proud.

  5. Tom Allen says:

    At least with thirty-five cocks, three dildos, and twenty orgasms the one bitch you do have ought to be very very happy.

    ROFL! Good one!

  6. J9 says:

    Looks cool Tom – good job I’m old enough to get in!

  7. la fille says:

    I got the same rating… but with considerably less sex and fucking. Seems hardly fair. I only had one bitch too, apparently.

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  9. bitchyjones says:

    My ears are burning.

  10. darklily says:

    You can borrow me for a bit…I think the DH and L will share.

    Oh…didn’t mean it that way…darn. So much for that idea.

    BTW…very glad you are taking the week off..I was floored when I decided to check in on you here today and saw all the posts. I’d gotten used to the once a week posts. Hope you are getting a well deserved break.

  11. Tom Allen says:

    Hi DL – Had a few days with the family and extended family in Fla. Glad to be back.

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