No, not me. I’m certainly not that popular. Even femdom celebrity Bitchy Jones doesn’t get shut down for overtaxing the system… although for the life of me I can’t figure out why Bitchy’s excellent rants can’t match the sheer volume of hits that WordPress logs for some stupid re-captioned pictures about cats.
No, this is the message that people have been getting today when they try to surf on over to the Miller’s website http://www.cb-2000.com :
Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.
Crazy, I tell you .
The other day, I predicted that my hit count would go through the roof because I put “CB6000 Chastity Device” in the title. Actually, the words I used were “my stats would go up like a teenager on prom night.” I typically log between 400 and 500 hits per day (no, I can’t explain it, either), but on Friday WordPress tells me I had 793 hits. Saturday ended with almost 650. My Google search hits were similarly inflated.
There certainly seem to be a lot of people with an interest in locking up some
genitals * cocks.
As it happens, I saw the pictures of the new device the other day. It seems to be what marketing types call an “evolutionary, not revolutionary” change. Those of us who were looking for something radically different were disappointed, but considering the futzing and modifying that most of these devices need in order ot be comfortble for long-term wear, any change is probably for the better.
In this case, it looks almost exactly like the CB3000, with some minor changes. The A-ring (the section that holds it onto your body by surrounding your
genitals* cock and balls is C shaped instead of O shaped, which should make it easier to put on. The cage portion itself looks similar, with some minor changes made in the plastic mold.
More importantly, I’m wondering if the Millers will reconsider advertising the product in the more mainstream media. Although I haven’t seen it, they did make one commercial that was supposed to have been aired on the Oxygen channel a couple of years ago. The devices were not going to be marketed as a sex toy, but rather as an “enhancement” to marital security.
Yes, an anti-cheating device.
If you’re thinking that anyone who needs $170 worth of plastic hanging from their
genitals* cock and balls to insure fidelity would be better off investing that money in therapy, then welcome to the club. Yes, I know that some chastity belt wearers claim to be doing so just for that reason, but it seems to me to be a bit of a stretch for a wife to present one of these devices to her husband, saying “This is for that business trip to Las Vegas that you’re taking next month.”
Anyway, I’m on vacation this week, and the couple of hours of peace and quiet just ended with the
swarm of locusts relatives and in-laws coming in from the pool for lunch.
* I’m trying to use the “dirtier” words to maintain my NC-17 rating.