Bitchy, did you have anything to do with this? I’m only asking, ‘cos, you know, it wouldn’t surprise me.
A Kent man had to be freed by firemen after getting his penis stuck in a padlock.
The man, in his 50s, turned up at his local fire station in Margate after a sex game went wrong. He was sent off to hospital, but medics could do nothing. So he returned to the fire station.
The key hole had been superglued so firemen had to use hydraulic cutters to release him.
He was eventually freed after two-and-a-half eye-watering hours. A pal told The Sun: “God knows what he was up to – but he won’t be trying it again in a hurry.”
Superglue in the keyhole, eh? “Sex game gone wrong”? Yeah, good one. I’ll have to remember that excuse.
Also in the news:
In another “sex game gone wrong,” a couple chains themselves together and then lose the key.
It would be too much to expect that there is any relation between these two items, right?
And I don’t know how I missed this bit:
“A sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.
10 Seconds? Wow, that
doesn’t suck sounds like a bad pun waiting to happen.