Hear me, hear me!

As if I need one more thing to feed the Shatner-esque ego monster that I have developed over the last year or so, along comes Maymay who gets this idea that people might actually enjoy listening to me ramble on about orgasm denial, chastity, vanilla sex, relationships, and hot chastity porn. The result is an interview with yours truly, co-hosted with Eileen and now available at Kink on Tap, Maymay’s repository for some other interesting interviews and discussions.

I’m not even sure what to say about this. My hosts were excellent, asked great questions, and gave me the impression that I was almost in their living room having a chat over a bottle of wine. We discussed chastity play from a vanilla perspective, as opposed to how it fits in with a D/s or BDSM lifestyle. And yes, I talked a little about how Mrs. Edge and I got into this, and how we “play” with it, and what we do when we’re not playing. Mrs. Edge, unfortunately, was not able to join us, but she was with us in spirit.

And despite the fact that an hour earlier our personal trainer made several attempts to kill me, by the time the interview started I was relaxed and full of my naturally sparkling wit and charm. As you listen to the podcast, you can imagine me lounging on the futon, cell phone in one hand, the loose tank top showing off my ripped, muscular body.

No, that’s not exactly how it was, but it certainly couldn’t hurt if you imagined it that way, could it?

May and I have run into each other a number of times over the last three or four years in various web forums, and I’m always happy to see him add something to a group. Eileen made me feel remarkably comfortable, even though this was the first time that she and I had ever spoken. I felt a little badly because I had six hours worth of information in my head, and only one hour to get it all out, and I think that some of it might have gotten jumbled in the topic jumping. But I had a lot of fun with this, and I hope that some of the listeners will get a better idea as to how OD can enhance a relationship.

You can listen to it online, or download the mp3 file and play it at your leisure.
http://odeo.com/audio/16455003/view

May and Eileen – once again, thank you very much for having me. I’m going to be insufferably pleased with myself for at least a month!

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
This entry was posted in Blogging, CB3000, chastity, Communication, D/s, Dating, Fetish, Health, kink, male chastity, orgasm control, orgasm denial, Podcast, relationships, Sex games, Sexual & Sensual, Strap-on, Submission, The BDSM Thing, vanilla, Vanilla Sex. Bookmark the permalink.

13 Responses to Hear me, hear me!

  1. maymay says:

    Sooner rather than later, I hope to figure out how to get you and Bitchy and several other, ahem, personalities on the same line at the same time. (Where the hell are all the kinky audio engineers?!) I don’t know about you, but I think the blogosphere wants audible versions of your toiling.

  2. Tom Allen says:

    Yes, yes, the toiling thing. I can fake some grunting. Please give me plenty of warning when you go to video.

  3. la fille says:

    Wow! You’re a star!

    And the rippling muscles thing? It’s how I always picture you, Tom. 🙂

  4. kimba says:

    grinning my head off.. you sound so american!!
    are you sending out autographed pictures? I sure would like one.. xx

  5. bitchyjones says:

    you and Bitchy and several other, ahem, personalities on the same line at the same time

    Golly

  6. Tom Allen says:

    lfm – thank you, thank you, thank you. I may not want to be called “pretty,” but I certainly dont’ object to being objectified.

    Kimba – What does American sound like?
    Funny, because I know I was talking quickly, trying to get everything in, and because I didn’t want to have “dead air.” And it’s very weird listening to my own voice. I do a little bit of public speaking, and I try to be conscious of trying to keep the flow going.

    And you can get an autographed picture when I’m done with my weight training.

    Beej – Yeah, that about says it all, doesn’t it?

  7. Garry says:

    I can’t begin to relate how this interview has provided me some insight, and hope, that I needed right now. I do dream about the chastity play, but it is the intimacy part of my life that I am so trying to deal with…

    Thank you so much for sharing Tom, and thanks to Mrs Edge for allowing you to share your life experiences… I may just be in one of those periods you described .

  8. maymay says:

    you and Bitchy and several other, ahem, personalities on the same line at the same time

    Golly

    Well just so you know, according to Odeo, the Kink on Tap episodes doing conversations with you two have propelled the number of times these things have been listened to into the several hundreds in just a few weeks. I kid you not. Clearly, your personalities (and Bitchy’s sexy English accent) is to blame praise.

  9. Tom Allen says:

    you two have propelled the number of times these things have been listened to into the several hundreds in just a few weeks.

    Oh, please – if my ego gets any bigger, I’ll be doing Priceline commercials.

    Hear that, Beej? Maybe we’re the next Stiller & Meara, Bogart & Bacall, Rogers & Astaire, or… or…

    … uh… Lucy & Ricky?

    Hey, waitaminit…several hundreds?!

    May, we need to get you a wider audience.

  10. Eileen says:

    Oh, the Keds Of Vanilla. Oh my god, that’s funny.
    I love self-referential humor.
    I’m late saying this, but thanks again. I had a blast.

  11. Tom Allen says:

    I love self-referential humor.

    😉
    Thanks. I’ve got a number of these punned planned, maybe every couple of weeks or so, just to keep it interesting.

  12. bitchyjones says:

    and Bitchy’s sexy English accent

    Ha! If you are good, I will do the next one entirely without using contractions.

    (I can not actually do that)

  13. Tom Allen says:

    Ha! If you are good, I will do the next one entirely without using contractions.

    *snerk*

    Good one, Beej – I almost believed you for about 3 seconds.

Talk to me!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s