This limerick is meant to elate
fanatical piratical admirer Kate.
Who wanted to see
more pictures of me
(My chest hair and not my bald pate).
My admirer swears that it’s true
She prefers oral sex to a screw.
She lays on the bed,
grabs a hold of my head;
I’m having my Kate and I’m eating it, too!
The nice thing about working from home is that you can work naked (or half-naked) if you want. Whoops – there’s the doorbell; I’ll be right back.
That’s odd – usually the Jehovah’s Witnesses hang around to talk for a while.
Anyway, this is a day early because tomorrow we will be driving over the river and through the woods – until we get to the on-ramp for the interstate. Mom does Thanksgiving and we do the Christmas dinner (which in our family is pretty much the same).
I hope everyone on this side of the pond has a great holiday, and those of you elsewhere have a nice weekend coming up.