Sex me

I was snagged tagged by Kimba.

This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme: 1. You must include this link to Sex Talk: Sex Advice for Men 2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained. 3. You must tag 3 people.

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?

Night. Mornings are nice for quickies, but I like long, slow, leisurely lovemaking in the evening.
2. Better Sex Music: Sade or Marvin Gaye?

Sade, most definitely. Gaye may be soulful, but Sade is very sensual. You know – like me!

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?

Pics. Unless it’s video of me, of course!

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?

Umm, yeah. Look, how about if I go with another doctor from House? Dr. Allison Cameron.

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Dildo. And I’m not just saying that because I’m the model for that one…

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?

On! I like to see what we’re doing, and I want to watch your face when you’re in the throes of passion.

7. Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?

Pussy when we’re having dinner. Cunt when we’re fucking our brains out.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?

Why are so many questions “either/or”? Yeah, spanking during sex.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?

Elevator. Look, don’t ask me to explain, okay?

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?

Eewwww. Can I pick Aria Giovanni, instead?

11. Word preference: Cock or Dick?

Cock, please. Dick is your ex-boyfriend, surname of “Head”.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?

Jenna. Linda went all religious on us, poor thing.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?

Damn. Rope or tape? Tape or rope? Gauurrggh! Despite to excellent fetish qualities of rope, tape just edges it out because of the techno points.

14. Give a Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?

Depends – does she enjoy being rimmed?

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?

Er… did I ever mention my brief stint as a male dancer? Based on that, I’d rather be a male escort, thank you very much.

16. Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?

At the moment, I’d pick MFF, but I’m going to keep an open mind.

17. Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil?

Tingling. I’m not crazy about vanilla almond banana coconut mango roast beef scented oils when I’m trying to focus my senses on my partner.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?

Giving or getting?

Hey, I really don’t get the whole “facial” thing. That is, I think that it’s supposed to be exciting because, you know, sex is “dirty” and all, but since I don’t consider it to be dirty, the appeal of displaying fluids doesn’t do anything for me.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?

With a stranger. Preferably Aria or Allison 😉

20. Tied to the Bed or Tied to a St. Andrew’s Cross?

Are you kidding me? Hell, I could get tied to a bed anytime. Or a futon. Or a home gym. Or a garage door. Or a Windsor chair. Or a bar stool. Or a small kitchen table. Or a waterbed. Or a sawhorse out in the garage. Or a …

Ah well. Let’s see if Gillette, Innocent Loverboy, and Marianne want to play!

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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13 Responses to Sex me

  1. Fuse says:

    …Hell, I could get tied to a bed anytime. Or a futon. Or a home gym. Or a garage door. Or a Windsor chair. Or a bar stool. Or a small kitchen table. Or a waterbed. Or a sawhorse out in the garage. Or a …

    …car bumper. Or a smooth barked tree. Or a teeter totter at midnight. Or a ladder. Or the roof rack of a car. Or a entertainment center. Or a….

    Just figured I’d keep this train of thought going 😉
    And I loved your answer to number 7.


  2. havingmycake says:

    What’s a teeter totter, Fuse? I love the idea of either of you tied to a roof rack! And Im definitely going to bear your answer to number 7 in mind. Men do seem to love the word ‘cunt’ but I can see that over the dinner table in a restaurant with the waiter taking your order, it might not be so appropriate 🙂


  3. They are either or because you are supposed to have to make a choice!! And House is so much hotter than Cameron! 😉 Thanks for doing my meme!


  4. Tom Allen says:

    Fuse – Actually, I was just listing the places that I have been tied up in. But you’ve given me another idea – a rough barked tree…

    Roof rack? Hmm. I likes it.

    Cake – Sometimes you just have to go with the situation 😉

    Bella – Then you need to ask a question like “Cameron Crowe, or Allison Cameron?”

    And thanks for making one up. Oh, and welcome to my blogroll.


  5. Marianne says:

    Of course I want to play, silly.

    But I already did this meme, so you’ll have to think of another fun game for me to play. Want suggestions? 😉


  6. kimba says:

    .. the question very clearly asks Peter North or Ron Jeremy, Tom..

    Ummm… and tied to a sawhorse.. I suddenly have a whole new edge to my tradesman fantasies! Thanks!

    Thanks for doing my tag.. xxx


  7. Mina says:

    Home gyms are excellent especially the multi gyms where the positions can be changed mid session. *grins*


  8. Gillete says:

    No, I don’t think you have mentioned the stint as a dancer…do tell….

    Thanks for inviting me to play!

    (and why do I keep wanting to say “barking up a rough tree, Tom?”…where does this shit come from???)


  9. em says:

    A dancer huh? Interesting.


  10. Tom Allen says:

    Yeah, interesting. But that was 30 years and *cough*30*cough* pounds ago.


  11. Liah says:

    I’ve spent some time reading various posts in your blog, Tom, and enjoyed it. I don’t know if you’re aware that the “Sex Education Correspondent” Isabella Snow is the author of the very article Dominate a Dominant Woman which you blogged about.


  12. Tom Allen says:

    Liah – I just did a double-take. When I read that article the first time, it struck me as a manufactured piece of fluff for the magazine. Plus, we get all sensitive over mainstream media depiction of “domme women” so we relish a chance to poke at that sort of thing when we can. I seem to remember the issue as it reinforced the stereotype that all women, dominant or not, prefer to be dominated.


  13. Liah says:

    Yep, that was my impression too. I’ll reply in your earlier post on the piece of fluff in question.


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