I was snagged tagged by Kimba.
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme: 1. You must include this link to Sex Talk: Sex Advice for Men 2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained. 3. You must tag 3 people.
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Night. Mornings are nice for quickies, but I like long, slow, leisurely lovemaking in the evening.
2. Better Sex Music: Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Sade, most definitely. Gaye may be soulful, but Sade is very sensual. You know – like me!
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Pics. Unless it’s video of me, of course!
4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
Umm, yeah. Look, how about if I go with another doctor from House? Dr. Allison Cameron.
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
On! I like to see what we’re doing, and I want to watch your face when you’re in the throes of passion.
7. Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy when we’re having dinner. Cunt when we’re fucking our brains out.
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Why are so many questions “either/or”? Yeah, spanking during sex.
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Elevator. Look, don’t ask me to explain, okay?
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
Eewwww. Can I pick Aria Giovanni, instead?
11. Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock, please. Dick is your ex-boyfriend, surname of “Head”.
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Jenna. Linda went all religious on us, poor thing.
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Damn. Rope or tape? Tape or rope? Gauurrggh! Despite to excellent fetish qualities of rope, tape just edges it out because of the techno points.
14. Give a Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Depends – does she enjoy being rimmed?
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Er… did I ever mention my brief stint as a male dancer? Based on that, I’d rather be a male escort, thank you very much.
16. Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
At the moment, I’d pick MFF, but I’m going to keep an open mind.
17. Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil?
Tingling. I’m not crazy about vanilla almond banana coconut mango roast beef scented oils when I’m trying to focus my senses on my partner.
18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Giving or getting?
Hey, I really don’t get the whole “facial” thing. That is, I think that it’s supposed to be exciting because, you know, sex is “dirty” and all, but since I don’t consider it to be dirty, the appeal of displaying fluids doesn’t do anything for me.
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
With a stranger. Preferably Aria or Allison 😉
20. Tied to the Bed or Tied to a St. Andrew’s Cross?
Are you kidding me? Hell, I could get tied to a bed anytime. Or a futon. Or a home gym. Or a garage door. Or a Windsor chair. Or a bar stool. Or a small kitchen table. Or a waterbed. Or a sawhorse out in the garage. Or a …