The Year at The Edge

Unbelievably, not everybody who stumbled across The Edge of Vanilla this past year was looking for hawt chastity porn or for orgasm denial stories. In fact, it seems that two of the top five search requests leading here have been for reasons completely unrelated to Chastity, Orgasm Denial, or my new exercise routines.

The third most popular hit has been for Thigh Boots, and I still haven’t been able to figure out why, since I don’t recall having written anything about boots or other footwear at all.

The second most frequent hit, and missing the top spot by merely a single point, is for “Marina Sirtis”. However, she tops the chart when you add the search term “Marina Sirtis naked” which adds another 117 hits.

Below is a list of the top ten: Marina Sirtis relaxing and petting a double entendre.

1.) orgasm denial stories – 1,554
2.) marina sirtis – 1,553
3.) thigh boots – 1,375
4.) male chastity stories – 1,365
5.) orgasm denial – 1,245
6.) male chastity – 959
7.) tight leather – 711
8.) Teri Hatcher – 642
8.) chastity stories – 642
9.) cb3000 – 446
10.) chastity porn – 384

Amazingly, Teri Hatcher came in as the eighth most searched term, and the second most searched actress. My own heartthrob, Kim Catrall wasn’t even on the list.

The searches for various chastity devices (CB6000, CB3000, etc.) totaled 1,627. The total searches on variations of “Orgasm Denial” or “Orgasm Control” was about twice that, at 3,344. “Femdom” and variations thereof wasn’t a very popular way to get her, at only 609. I did get 249 hits on “Frenum” or “Frenum piercing”, and actually, it’s rare that a week goes by without a few links from my piercing articles from my old Blogger site.

I expect that next year will see more of the same, although I’m hoping to see more pics of hot, older women around here. I’ve managed not to blow my summer weight loss by much with all the holiday eating, and with a bit of luck and some perseverance, I’ll have some more pics of my own progress.

Although our intimate life just seemed to be on the upswing, Mrs. Edge has been sick for most of the holidays, with colds, stomach flus, and various other ailments which have derailed the interesting parts. We’re hoping that she gets back to health soon.

It’s a brisk 9º F outside the Edge of Vanilla laboratories, but we’ve got a few projects that we’ve been working on for the new year that, we hope, will be of interest.

Here’s hoping that all of my readers are in for a safe, prosperous, and happy 2009.

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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13 Responses to The Year at The Edge

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  2. Aarkey says:

    Wow, that’s weird… no joke… I had planned on posting about search results and what not on my blog to start off 09.

    Great minds and all that I guess. 🙂

    Have a great and happy New Year amigo.

    – C


  3. Elle says:

    I beat you: it’s between 1 and 2º F here. HAH 😛

    Seriously, it’s freezing. I hate winter.

    Hey, happy new Year to both you and Mrs. Edge, hope she feels better soon!


  4. Fuse says:

    Happy New Year Tom, and to all the trekkers and trekkies that have passed through the gates of your laboratory. I must have missed that room on the visit to your place last summer 😉


  5. sulkygirl says:

    .. I have no idea what I come here for..



  6. Kate says:

    I come here for the limericks…which have been mighty scarce lately.

    Happy New Year to you and yours, Tom!


  7. MJ's slave says:

    i come to the smiles, laughs, smirks and the occasional grimace…love the humor! And of course…the pix of your hottness…very inspirational!

    Glad to hear the Lady of the Edge is feeling better. All the best to your entire family for a healthy happy 2009!

    How did the poundage land after the holidays?



  8. Tom Allen says:

    sulky – you come here because you like playing with the idea of being kinky; you’re just too nervous to come out of the closet. You have to live vicariously through me and Cat.

    MJ S – Thank you, thank you – you are the reason that I continue to write.

    Yes, I went up *cough*ei*cough*ght*cough* pounds since Thanksgiving; but since my waist size only went up an inch and I’ve actually been exercising more, it appears that some of the gain is muscle. The HNT I put up a couple of weeks ago was taken then, so it’s not as bad as it could have been, I guess.

    It’s almost frightening, though, how little it takes to lose ground. Mrs. Edge is quite the baker, so we’ve had bazillions of cookies and breads around here lately, and not as many salads and vegetables. Oh, and the damn parties, where I’ll have a handful of chips,or couple of tasty somethings. I mean, how many Xmas parties do you go to that have fruit and vegetable trays, like in the summer?

    Anyway, I’ve already gone through the cabinets and tossed out the holiday goodies, and this week I’ll be back on schedule with the cardio. I’m announcing now that I’m setting a goal for the summer: I’m going to get down between 170 and 175. Mrs. Edge said that she’d even buy me a Speedo suit if I did. Not that she’d be seen in public with me…

    Kate –

    If you’re looking for rhymes most immoral,
    Then how about giving the laurel,
    To a pirate named Kate,
    Who’s idea of a date,
    Is one fore, and one aft, and one oral.


  9. sexywhispers says:

    Somehow, I knew even before I looked that you would bring the New Year in with Marina Sirtis. That woman can rock a bodysuit! Happy New Year. ~~Dee


  10. Kate says:

    It’s 4:30 am and my day is complete…WOOT!


  11. Susan's Pet says:

    Hey, you grizzled old “you know what”,

    I have just caught up with your writing from way back. It has been fun. Now I can comment on the late postings. Brace yourself.

    I watched Startrack with my wife. We enjoyed all the different versions, and had issues with characters and renderings of what we “expected”. The character that Marina Sirtis played was endearing, sensual, and benign.

    Alas, we saw her “behind” in some of the episodes: she has none. She is a beautiful woman, but lacks certain female parts that are usually supplied by, shall we say, “fat”. Aside from that, she is and was great in her role, and anyone desiring her is aspiring to greater heights than I try.

    Aside from my wish for a larger and more round butt, I would not mind being her … ah .. you know.


  12. Susan's Pet says:

    Sorry about misspelling Star Trek. It had to be the wine.


  13. Tom Allen says:

    Kate – I apologize for making you wait so long for a limerick. I forgot that some people actually enjoy them

    Dee – I swear, she’s always in the top 5 searches of the day, just about every day. In fact, today was “Marina Sirtis ass”

    SP – Personally, I prefer the calypigian form of J-Lo and Beyonce, but I can certainly appreciate all types of women, especially if they’re wearing tight, shiny things.


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