Unbelievably, not everybody who stumbled across The Edge of Vanilla this past year was looking for hawt chastity porn or for orgasm denial stories. In fact, it seems that two of the top five search requests leading here have been for reasons completely unrelated to Chastity, Orgasm Denial, or my new exercise routines.
The third most popular hit has been for Thigh Boots, and I still haven’t been able to figure out why, since I don’t recall having written anything about boots or other footwear at all.
The second most frequent hit, and missing the top spot by merely a single point, is for “Marina Sirtis”. However, she tops the chart when you add the search term “Marina Sirtis naked” which adds another 117 hits.
1.) orgasm denial stories – 1,554
2.) marina sirtis – 1,553
3.) thigh boots – 1,375
4.) male chastity stories – 1,365
5.) orgasm denial – 1,245
6.) male chastity – 959
7.) tight leather – 711
8.) Teri Hatcher – 642
8.) chastity stories – 642
9.) cb3000 – 446
10.) chastity porn – 384
The searches for various chastity devices (CB6000, CB3000, etc.) totaled 1,627. The total searches on variations of “Orgasm Denial” or “Orgasm Control” was about twice that, at 3,344. “Femdom” and variations thereof wasn’t a very popular way to get her, at only 609. I did get 249 hits on “Frenum” or “Frenum piercing”, and actually, it’s rare that a week goes by without a few links from my piercing articles from my old Blogger site.
I expect that next year will see more of the same, although I’m hoping to see more pics of hot, older women around here. I’ve managed not to blow my summer weight loss by much with all the holiday eating, and with a bit of luck and some perseverance, I’ll have some more pics of my own progress.
Although our intimate life just seemed to be on the upswing, Mrs. Edge has been sick for most of the holidays, with colds, stomach flus, and various other ailments which have derailed the interesting parts. We’re hoping that she gets back to health soon.
It’s a brisk 9º F outside the Edge of Vanilla laboratories, but we’ve got a few projects that we’ve been working on for the new year that, we hope, will be of interest.
Here’s hoping that all of my readers are in for a safe, prosperous, and happy 2009.