It was dark when I got up, but I worked out for an hour in my basement gym, doing pullups, crunches, and pumping iron.
Made some coffee, and when I looked out, the sun was shining in through the bedroom window. Mrs. Edge is in the shower. Surely, she wouldn’t mind me lying back down for a few minutes while the coffee brews, right?
Just to make sure, I arrange myself in a tantalizing position for her to see when she steps out.
Hmm. Not tantalizing enough, I guess. Mrs. Edge is a she-bear until she’s had her coffee.