Alternative Barbie

Sometimes I don’t feel like a heavy discussion about size acceptance, power exchange, relationship dynamics, political/religious stupidity, or even about chastity devices. Sometimes things just strike me as funny, and I feel like mentioning it because I know that quite a few of my readers have a warped sense of humor.

From the website Altered Barbie:





About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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10 Responses to Alternative Barbie

  1. Hmmm, that one on the left in the last picture looks a little like the Black Canary Barbie that stirred up controversy a year or so back…


  2. Tom Allen says:

    Ah yes, there is a bit of resemblance to Black Canary.


  3. Fuse says:

    A warped sense of humor… *raises hand*
    My one thought is that purple strap on is a bit large in proportion to their size…


  4. Jz says:

    Standing up and being counted for the Warped Brigade!
    I just kind of like the shit-eating grin on Ken’s face in the lower pic.


  5. darklily says:

    I remember my mom asking me why my Barbies/Kens were left naked so often.

    Yeah…I never told her it was because they were having sex. It would have completely freaked her out. I was at least 10 years old by that point though…maybe she was trying to “have the talk” with me.


  6. Aarkey says:

    Hottest Barbie ever!


  7. ptathuk says:

    Whatever next? I thought sex-ed was bad enough with glove puppets!

    Nice find, Tom.



  8. Elle says:

    It’s the first time I see a Barbie with nipples.


  9. RideFlame says:

    She looks so much better wth nipples!

    Thanks Tom, I had forgotten to notice just how weird *normal* symbolic genital mutilation actually is 😉


  10. susan's pet says:

    Me? Warped? I will have you know, sir, that at the most, I am bent. Warped, never!


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