When life imitates art: CL version

You can check it out for as long at the Craig’s List link is up:

HELP! we lost the key to our slave’s chastity device! need to unlock!!

this is 100% serious so please only respond if you can really help

we ordered our main slave to lock up our second slave’s cock, and he stupidly used a lock that we don’t have a key for. (see pic below.)

we need someone with a hack saw or bolt cutter to remove the lock for us

if you have one of either, please respond along with a picture of it

The picture is simply a CB6000 attached to the user with a generic Masterlock.

I really worry about the state of technological education in our culture, in which we can program our multi-purpose cell phones, but can’t figure out how to remove a simple luggage lock from a piece of soft plastic. This reminds me of that movie Signs, in which an alien civilization is advanced enough to develop space travel, but can’t figure out how to open a farmhouse door.

Does anybody else think that the slave should just remain locked until somebody takes their smart pills?

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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10 Responses to When life imitates art: CL version

  1. Sarah says:

    The mind, she doth boggle… and the stupid, it burns.



  2. Fusion says:

    Does anybody else think that the slave should just remain locked until somebody takes their smart pills?

    Yep, but I fear that could be a long wait…

  3. Sybele Roman says:

    Yes! Keep the slave locked up!

    Seriously…if you can post to craig’s list…surely you can drive/walk//run/ride/bike/freakin’ hop your way to your local store and buy a bolt cutter.

    It’s probably a good thing to have around if you plan on locking things up.

  4. JackAmok says:

    hacksaw and bolt cutter? Plasma torch, c’mon.

  5. Jz says:

    I’m more intrigued by the fact that they’ll only consider your response if you provide a picture of your hacksaw or bolt cutter…

    There are MANY larger issues here…

  6. Mykey says:

    Such stupidity makes them prime candidates for the Darwin awards. It’s to be hoped the cock was locked before they had the chance to procreate.

    Good to see you post! Forums are all very well but I for one like to read these in depth articles and musings.

    There I resisted writing this In a cheeky way and didn’t mention anything about the GOM of chastity! 😉

  7. Rosie says:

    They can’t get the cheap lock off of a bit of plastic AND don’t know what a hack saw or bolt cutter looks like. Thereby needing a picture. Hey, once they see the picture they can then go to Lowe’s and buy one. OR take the locked cock picture to the hardware store and ask for help there. OR take the slave to the store and ask for help. It’s all in fun anyway.

  8. Steve Mayhew says:

    So, someone took a level in dumbass! That’s TV for ya.

    Anyway, I kinda like the idea of a dumbass slave, but, if you can’t figure out how to use a hacksaw, you’ve got no place being someone’s master.

  9. LambChop says:

    Heh heh.
    Maybe the “main slave” needs a demotion.

  10. DDD says:

    Don’t lock the cock if you can’t see the key.
    I’ll remember that …

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