Sorry, but I just have to post this entire article:
Dominatrix raises cash for sick pal – with bondage sessions
A DOMINATRIX is raising money for a cancer-stricken pal — by taking donations for bondage sessions.
January Seraph is offering to spend an extra half an hour with anyone who gives £30 to a fund set up to help sick Hollie Stevens.
Hollie, an adult movie actress, is fighting an aggressive form of breast cancer.
And loyal January, who works in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York, said: “Cancer is something we all know someone fighting. This is important to me, to help someone in need.
“Hollie is a friend who I care deeply about, and I’m trying to show that actions do speak louder than words.”
She added: “Hollie is too proud to ask for help herself, so myself and her other great friends are being pushy and helping her out whether she likes it or not.
“Show Hollie that she’s loved and appreciated in her time of need. Because no one should feel alone when they are ill.”
So far more than £8,800 have been raised towards the total target of £9,500.
Bonus: The article comments aren’t totally stupid or ignorant, either.
I’m sure that we’re going to find out that this was all a hoax, but it did make me think about how much money could potentially be raised for worthy causes.
Readers are encouraged to submit some program titles. Here’s mine:
“Take a Beating for Cancer.”