Four submissives were commanded by their Domina to spend an evening in her dungeon, bound to their respective racks in total silence. Partway into the evening, the candles burned out.
“Hey, it’s dark in here!” said the agitated first submissive.
“You idiot, you’re supposed to be silent,” admonished the second submissive.
“Oh shit, now she’s going to really beat our asses because you two can’t shut the fuck up,” complained the third.
“Well, it looks like I’m the only one who hasn’t talked,” said the fourth submissive, sanctimoniously.