The First Lesson
A new Domme was at her first play party, and sought advice of the Dungeon Mistress.
“I have just become a Domme,” she said. “Can you tell me what I need to know?”
The Dungeon Mistress asked “Have you used your toys yet?”
“Oh yes, I have.”
“Then you had better oil your whip,” she answered.
“Are you freaking kidding me?” the new Domme thought to herself.
She then wandered into the anteroom and bought herself a T-shirt.