First World BDSM Problems

Your new girlfriend takes so much time to get into her dominatrix fetish gear that she’s not aroused anymore when it’s time for play.

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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2 Responses to First World BDSM Problems

  1. Well, you kind of have to admire their dedication to… er… this?
    I mean, it must have taken nearly as long to work his cock into the crop’s flapper (*pinches bridge of nose*) as it did for her to babypowder her way into that hilarious outfit. And I imagine neither process was very sexy.

    Oh well, he’s still adorable. So there’s that.

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