The P Day

Somebody must have waited years to be able to write a headline like this:

Just How Big Is a Normal Penis?

Researchers size up thousands to arrive at averages
The article on WebMD last week skimmed the results of a long, hard analysis in which researchers collected data from 17 different studies to get an average gauge of penis size. For men. You know, because we’re always over-stating the size ourselves.
The important part was summed up here:
The average length of a flaccid penis was 3.6 inches, the average length of a flaccid stretched penis was 5.3 inches, and the average length of an erect penis was 5.2 inches.
Looking at things another way, the average circumference of a flaccid penis was 3.7 inches, and the average circumference of an erect penis was 4.6 inches.
I know, I know — did we really need one more study about penis size? Apparently some people found this useful:
The findings were used to create a set of graphs, which should help doctors when they’re counseling men concerned about their penis size, or when investigating a possible link between condom failure and penis size, the researchers said.
Okay, that sounds reasonable.
I’m now wondering, of course, if the people over at CB-X are noting those dimensions for the next generation of molded male chastity devices?

And just a little seasonal inspiration:

 

 

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About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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2 Responses to The P Day

  1. Jz says:

    You were very restrained, sticking with Pi day. After the article, I’d anticipated a “shifting ranges now!” sort of comment. ;-p
    (But do men actually go to their doctor and say, “I think I’m too small”? I would think that might be a worry one would keep to oneself…)

    She Who Cannot Know

  2. ronni L says:

    One of the best comments read about these studies is how EVERY self reported study on penis’ had the minimum, maximum and average at nearly an inch larger than the studies that were measured by others…..

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