Properly Equipped

“Hey, I’ve got an idea! Let’s get some of those old belts that were in the dumpster outside, and we’ll take a few shots of you wearing them. Oh, good, you found an old sweater, too? Great – quick, put it on.  Oh, that’s perfect! Makes you look totally like a dominatrix! So edgy I nearly cut myself!”

Dommes often measure dommliness by how many feet of chain they can carry.

 

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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One Response to Properly Equipped

  1. Jz says:

    Good Lord!
    Seriously??

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