“Hey, I’ve got an idea! Let’s get some of those old belts that were in the dumpster outside, and we’ll take a few shots of you wearing them. Oh, good, you found an old sweater, too? Great – quick, put it on. Oh, that’s perfect! Makes you look totally like a dominatrix! So edgy I nearly cut myself!”
Dommes often measure dommliness by how many feet of chain they can carry.