But at least the boat trip was nice

Here’s a popular trope: A guy gets married and only on the honeymoon does he discover that his new wife has packed a trunk full of bondage equipment and intends to train him to be the perfect husband.
The fantasy is totally unlike real life, in which...

Here’s a popular trope: A guy gets married and only on the honeymoon does he discover that his new wife has packed a trunk full of bondage equipment and intends to train him to be the perfect husband.

The fantasy is totally unlike real life, in which you went to Cozumel on your honeymoon, and you both got sick on margaritas, and then sunburn kept you from even touching each other for the rest of the week.

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!
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One Response to But at least the boat trip was nice

  1. Slave Toby says:

    I would love to have this Goddess as my wife

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