Author Archives: Tom Allen

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!

Road Warrior


I know the topic comes up a lot, especially on chastity related forums, so here’s something of interest for those of you who enjoy bicycling. Cyclists go through saddles like crazy, trying to find one that has a decent fit and … Continue reading

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No, not really


  For those of you who don’t watch those cable channels, this is not a domme. No, this is a character from a TV show who wears a lot of revealing leather, and has a lot of control over people. … Continue reading

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Not good for walking


  Every once in a while – or on Tumblr, every fifteen or twenty minutes – you run into a shot that defies description.

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Year of the Cat


Next to the “Xena” chain bra, Michelle Pfeiffer’s “Catwoman” costume did a lot for the kink community when that movie came out. Note that I’m not saying that everything it did was good.

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Chilly day in the hood


Man, you can just tell that the air conditioning is set to Max in this room, can’t you?

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OSHA is this okay?


Acrylic platform shoes on a skinny industrial aluminum vertical ladder. Yeah, can anybody see the accident that’s going to happen in the next three minutes? Look for it on the YouTube channel “FailDom: Hilarious Dom and Domme fails.”

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Distracted


  “Dammit, I can’t remember if I left the stove on again.”

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Chain support


Here’s an outfit so impractical that it could only be worn by a rank amateur or an established Domme. I’ve seen these little chain supports to hold up strap ons. I get the feeling that they are designed by guys … Continue reading

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