Author Archives: Tom Allen

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!

Temporarily Permanent


A few weeks ago on Tumblr or maybe Fetlife, I ran across the sentence “I’m in permanent chastity for the rest of the month.” Putting aside the source for the moment, the sentence was one of those syntactical jumbles that, … Continue reading

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Shrinkage: Chastity is the least of your concerns.


Good news for all of you men who are so concerned that wearing a chastity device will shrink your tonker: As it turns out, it’s going to shrink anyway, and a device is probably the least of your concerns: WILLY … Continue reading

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More chastity in the mainstream?


So, Fark.com, the source for news of the weird and strange, had this little tidbit from the Lockpicking Lawyer’s YouTube channel: [835] Chastity Cage Picked With a Condom Wrapper (Happy Valentines Day!) Yes, it’s exactly what it says. The video … Continue reading

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Summer Penis Has Come and Gone. Gird Your Loins for Winter Penis


It’s closing on on winter here in New England, and that means cold weather. And with the cold weather, that means that those of us who wear devices have to deal with a new set of adjustments. The equipment that … Continue reading

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Tumblr will delete all porn from the platform | TechCrunch


I know the rumors come out every once in a while, but this time it seems to have been verified by Tumblr, itself. On December 17, Tumblr will be banning porn, errr “adult content,” from its site and encouraging users … Continue reading

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Bad sex award 2018: the contenders in quotes | Books | The Guardian


“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked … Continue reading

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Back to the Future


I’ve spent most of 2018 locked in a chastity device. My time out can literally be measured in hours: a few doctors visits and a few long distance bike rides were the only times when Mrs Edge had me remove … Continue reading

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The problems with chastity


Apropos of the article last week, What spending two weeks in a chastity device taught me about my sexuality and my marriage, here’s one that I only ran across this week. It’s an especially insightful article, aimed at women/partners of guys who … Continue reading

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