Author Archives: Tom Allen

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!

Moms Before MILFs

Posted on May 11, 2019

I’m not much for watching videos, but I found this amusing: You Won’t Be Able To Watch MILF Clips On Xhamster On Mother’s Day. In a Mother’s Day stunt called #MomsBeforeMILFs, porn site xHamster on Sunday will block off the … Continue reading →

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Recouping the investment

Posted on May 3, 2019

I was one of the few people who didn’t freak over the Tumblr Panic of December 2018. I had the main one, The Edge of Vanilla (which I found amusing to turn into The Reds of Vanilla, in which every … Continue reading →

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Temporarily Permanent

Posted on March 21, 2019

A few weeks ago on Tumblr or maybe Fetlife, I ran across the sentence “I’m in permanent chastity for the rest of the month.” Putting aside the source for the moment, the sentence was one of those syntactical jumbles that, … Continue reading →

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Shrinkage: Chastity is the least of your concerns.

Posted on March 15, 2019

Good news for all of you men who are so concerned that wearing a chastity device will shrink your tonker: As it turns out, it’s going to shrink anyway, and a device is probably the least of your concerns: WILLY … Continue reading →

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More chastity in the mainstream?

Posted on February 13, 2019

So, Fark.com, the source for news of the weird and strange, had this little tidbit from the Lockpicking Lawyer’s YouTube channel: [835] Chastity Cage Picked With a Condom Wrapper (Happy Valentines Day!) Yes, it’s exactly what it says. The video … Continue reading →

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Summer Penis Has Come and Gone. Gird Your Loins for Winter Penis

Posted on December 17, 2018

It’s closing on on winter here in New England, and that means cold weather. And with the cold weather, that means that those of us who wear devices have to deal with a new set of adjustments. The equipment that … Continue reading →

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Tumblr will delete all porn from the platform | TechCrunch

Posted on December 3, 2018

I know the rumors come out every once in a while, but this time it seems to have been verified by Tumblr, itself. On December 17, Tumblr will be banning porn, errr “adult content,” from its site and encouraging users … Continue reading →

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Bad sex award 2018: the contenders in quotes | Books | The Guardian

Posted on November 30, 2018

“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked … Continue reading →

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