Author Archives: Tom Allen

About Tom Allen

The Grey Geezer Dauntless defender of, um, something that needed dauntless defending. Dammit, I can't read this script without my glasses. Hey, you kids, get off my damn lawn!

Indefinite Numbers


I can’t remember my last orgasm. There’s a certain irony to this — cruel or amusing, depending upon your mindset — because as most of us know, chastity is a game of numbers. Nobody presents this as well as Thumper, … Continue reading

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Moms Before MILFs


I’m not much for watching videos, but I found this amusing: You Won’t Be Able To Watch MILF Clips On Xhamster On Mother’s Day. In a Mother’s Day stunt called #MomsBeforeMILFs, porn site xHamster on Sunday will block off the … Continue reading

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Recouping the investment


I was one of the few people who didn’t freak over the Tumblr Panic of December 2018. I had the main one, The Edge of Vanilla (which I found amusing to turn into The Reds of Vanilla, in which every … Continue reading

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Temporarily Permanent


A few weeks ago on Tumblr or maybe Fetlife, I ran across the sentence “I’m in permanent chastity for the rest of the month.” Putting aside the source for the moment, the sentence was one of those syntactical jumbles that, … Continue reading

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Shrinkage: Chastity is the least of your concerns.


Good news for all of you men who are so concerned that wearing a chastity device will shrink your tonker: As it turns out, it’s going to shrink anyway, and a device is probably the least of your concerns: WILLY … Continue reading

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More chastity in the mainstream?


So, Fark.com, the source for news of the weird and strange, had this little tidbit from the Lockpicking Lawyer’s YouTube channel: [835] Chastity Cage Picked With a Condom Wrapper (Happy Valentines Day!) Yes, it’s exactly what it says. The video … Continue reading

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Summer Penis Has Come and Gone. Gird Your Loins for Winter Penis


It’s closing on on winter here in New England, and that means cold weather. And with the cold weather, that means that those of us who wear devices have to deal with a new set of adjustments. The equipment that … Continue reading

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Tumblr will delete all porn from the platform | TechCrunch


I know the rumors come out every once in a while, but this time it seems to have been verified by Tumblr, itself. On December 17, Tumblr will be banning porn, errr “adult content,” from its site and encouraging users … Continue reading

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