Category Archives: Eye Candy

Arm Candy

I don’t know what it is about some of my readers. I mean, I’m a 50-something year old guy, and I still get questions about when I’m going to start showing off what this constant working out has been doing … Continue reading

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3.14159 26535 89793 Day

The cool thing about the internet is that it allows people to take pretty much any old amusement and turn it into a thing. For those readers in the US, today is 3-14, or Pi Day. I’m waiting for the … Continue reading

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Another year at the Edge

Well, it’s another year come and gone here at Edge of Vanilla Laboratories, and like most other bloggers I’m looking at my stats to see how much love I’ve gotten to see what kind of traffic has come through here. … Continue reading

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Yes, it’s that time again: the End of the Year HNT, in which I show off the results of my diet and exercise, and yet again remind people that this used to be an interesting blog to read, and now … Continue reading

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  Yeah, I haven’t been writing much, but that doesn’t mean that I haven’t been internetting. Some of you know that I’ve been active on Reddit, have been commenting on various other blogs, and of course, have been pretty busy … Continue reading

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Lingerie, nipples, and the softer side of Sears

Because I’m a guy, I still shop at Sears. The Craftsman Tool line is still pretty good, they have snowblower and lawnmower parts, and they often have good deals on appliances. But apparently some people still shop for clothes there, … Continue reading

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Mature Men Fitness Porn

Mrs. Edge and I took a vacation to the Napa (California) Valley. Since wine drinkage has been linked to some vague health benefits, this qualified as a fitness vacation, which means that I’m still working on Ferns’ Fitness Challenge. Believe … Continue reading

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Lotus Eating

Yeah, I know it’s been a while since I’ve updated. [Insert typical blogger excuse about buying too busy here.] As it happens, Mrs. Edge and I have been taking a chastity break for the summer. A few minor injuries have … Continue reading

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