Wasn’t that a 70s funk band?


Mistress Lindi St Clair once stood for Parliament. Your argument is invalid, and anything I could add here would be superfluous.

 

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Leather or not


 

I can’t believe all these nouveau dommes who manage to find these smoking hot outfits in the same afternoon they they stumble over their husband’s browser history. It takes me all weekend just to find a men’s jacket.

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How it all started – again


 

And here is another example of “I discovered my husband is fantasizing about some kinky shit, so I’m going to teach him a lesson by giving him just want he wants.”

Happens all the time around here.

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Or maybe it’s laced backwards?


 

I see at least two safety issues in this one shot.

First, that little bit of butcher’s twine is not going to support anything.

Second, I think we’re looking at some potential nipple strangulation. Who designs these things, anyway?

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Just say neigh


 

In case any of you size queens are thinking about how hot this is, just remember that people have gotten seriously (and fatally) injured from horse cock. Just saying.

 

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Beyond Thunderdome


Here we see Dominatrix Annabelle taking her costume inspiration from a Mad Max movie.

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It really does exist


Some of you were probably wondering how they got five dommes in a room at one time. This is a trick question – this is the cast for Fox Force Five, a TV show about women who wear tight latex outfits, high heeled boots, and who pose and scowl a lot. Nope, nothing dommish here at all.

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Oxford, Harvard, what’s the difference?


Not specifically a trope, but an interesting Tumblr phenomenon. Here’s a captioned picture, apparently written by somebody who’s interested in chastity.
Looks like he took the time to write his name in big letters at the bottom so you can’t miss it....

Here’s a captioned picture, apparently written by somebody who’s interested in chastity. More than he’s interested in, say, Oxford commas, or indeed, any other commas.

Looks like he took the time to write his name in big letters at the bottom so you can’t miss who captioned it. What you might miss, however, is that the picture originally came from Playboy Magazine, as evidenced by the “Miss December” in the upper left hand corner.

Ah, Tumblr. Nowhere else are people more interested in the fabricated, misspelled, poorly-worded, grammatically incorrect captions than they are about the actual, you know, photograph.

I think that I’m going to put a chastity caption on a shot of the Mona Lisa, and then put my blog watermark all over it. You know, just so nobody copies it.

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