Porn & Poetry Friday

These damn limericks need slickness,
And require too much mental quickness . . .
~~~

An extended Las Vegas play date
Was Ms. Claudia’s husband’s new fate.
The piercing, it seems,
didn’t cause his big screams;
’twas the fifteen pound testicle weight.

Kimba, our girl from down under,
Has recently started to wonder
If her big purple toy
(the one shaped like a boy)
Was a sex-shoppe purchasing blunder
(and if she can get a refund-er!)

A new dominatrix named Kate
Was breaking a new subby-mate;
When she asked how he fared
he said he was scared,
But her caning technique was first-rate.

The sweet charms of our Ms. La fille
Are writ on her blog now, you see.
When the gentlemen beg
her to show them some leg,
She always replies “Oh, mais oui!”

For Ms. Bonnie, the change in the weather
Means she’s looking for gear made of leather;
And, you can be sure
lined with kangaroo fur;
And trimmed out in platypus feather.

Alternative Journeyist, “E”
Has a vision of how good life could be;
Not a sexual dystopia,
But a Femdomme Utopia,
(Hey, d’you have a spot open for me?)

~~~
Okay, okay,
that’s enough for today;
Or they’ll be stuck in my head like a sickness.