People don’t read anymore, do they?

I usually browse Tumblr on my phone, which, for whatever reason, does not show the new Messages feature. Anyway, at lunch (yes, when you handle the IT, you do those NSFW things) I had an occasion to open Tumblr on my PC, and saw I had a bunch of messages – including one that I just had to share.

This is from “Shevkes”, otherwise known as “Your Keyholder,” who sports the motto: “Training men in sexless marriages, sissies, and boi’$ to submit to the cage. Tribute required.”

 

Here’s how  it went down:

shevkes

Show me your cage, post to your page and tag me . I will give you your schedule tomorrow. What is your longest lock time?

Last Sunday at 2:53 AM

shevkes

You don’t have a cage but you want one. I will pick one for you

Today at 12:48 PM

vanillaedge

Yeah, you don’t really know who you’re messaging, do you?

I doubt that I’ll hear back, but if I do, I’ll let you know.

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Anyway, I’ve already got a bunch of chastity devices; I really don’t need any more. Well, maybe one more…