The other night, I was talking to Dove and he asked a great question. Do I think a device is required for chastity play? My response makes perfect sense to me, but some men might not understand why, especially if they're new to chastity, I feel that a device is an absolute necessity. Some ask what's wrong with the honor system?
First World BDSM problems:
Your new girlfriend tells you that she’s really big on oral.
First World BDSM problems:
You aren’t sure how to feel about the amount of time your new girlfriend spends working out at the gym.
First World BDSM Problems:
Leather over leather, on top of leather sounds incredibly hot; unfortunately, when you wear leather on top of leather, on top of more leather it’s literally too hot.
For those of you who subscribed during the previous month, welcome to The Edge of Vanilla, the actual title of this blog. We have been publishing here since 2006, and the authors have been known to play the occasional April Fool prank. Switching over to a different format was our way of poking fun at some of the tropes rampant in the BDSM/Kink community. Hopefully we will get the opportunity to discuss them in more depth in the near future.
We hope that you will find The Edge of Vanilla to be interesting reading, even if we don’t continue with the daily pictures of fetish-clad Femdommes. But we don’t want you to have to give up that eye candy so abruptly, so here’s something to keep your minds otherwise occupied.
To the rest of my long-suffering readers, I hope you enjoyed the little interlude. We now return to our regular ego-fueled narcissistic ramblings.
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Reminds of of Mrs. Edge back when we were dating.
First world BDSM problems:
Being a fetish scene player means that you’re no longer allowed to smile for photos, or even look like you’re enjoying yourself.
First world BDSM problems:
Your new girlfriend always wants to pick out your clothing and accessories for the weekend.
First world BDSM problems:
Your new girlfriend bought you a massage table. You don’t remember her mentioning that she’s a masseuse.
First world BDSM problems:
Your new girlfriend said that she was bringing a friend over for some “double penetration” play, but she was a bit hazy on the details.
First world BDSM problems:
Your new girlfriend is not cool with wearing those fuzzy “luv cuffs” you bought at the mall. However, she did promise to bring her own equipment over later on.
